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Spaceman wrote:
Actually, I think you should write a book, if you haven't already.
Seriously. I promise not to slurry it.
Spaceman
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slurryguy responds:
"How to Make a Fool of Yourself in 10 Easy Steps."
By Jay Hawk
43,365 pages
Published by: Endless Ramblings Press
On the New York Times Worst Sellers list.
The book was heavily marketed among Pamplona Bull Runners, Amateur Dare
Devils, Borat Impressionists, past "Darwin Award winners", large people
wearing spandex, and fans of Paris Hilton. Unfortuneatly most if not
all those people can't read, are suffering from concussions, or are in
solitary confinement in prisons or mental wards. Still waiting for the
first buyer.
An exerpt from Volume One, "Congratulations, You've Completed Step 1":
Since you were stupid enough to buy this book, you're well on the way
to demonstrating your total foolishness. Make sure you show this book
to everyone you meet so that you can receive the scoffs, smirks, eye
rolls, and various humiliations the public has in store for you.
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